I have just realized, in its mind-boggling, soul-tearing, heart-breaking entirety, that in less than a month I will be leaving.
[Insert some soul-searching paragraphs about how terrible this will be, and how I came to this revelation]
The worst part of it: I did not get the chance to bid a proper farewell to some people I will not see until next summer. If even.
Phone calls and emails and fancy new-age things like Facebook and Google+ will only do so much to alleviate this.
[Insert an optimistic sentence or two about how time and miles will not separate the friendships]
Author’s Note: AP English has destroyed my ability to write in a rush, because all I can think about is how in Hell would I describe the tone of this post.
Author’s Note II: The “[Insert...]“s are just because I’m too lazy to even sound pretentious and preachy.