Six days ago, my family and I left for Palm Springs, California, about two hours’ drive from LA. I’ve heard people call the desert there beautiful. And I’ve heard all sorts of majestic things about it. I’m so very sorry to say though, it barely caused a ripple in the vast pool of beauty I have. The highlights were: being on that one mountain at 22ºF (approx 5.5ºC below zero); Joshua Tree National Park; shopping.
The mountain was called San Jacinto I think, and we went up this spinning gondola to the very top where there was snow absolutely covering everything and a giant eatery full of scary looking pizza. The most frightening part was the gondola. I spent half of the ride up convinced that the outer shell was moving and the thing I was standing on wasn’t. Perhaps it was just a mechanism not to freak out that the thing I was on actually wasn’t concrete and completely solid, but it was quite scary because I couldn’t clutch the window bars in fear when we passed over a tower object. It was captivating though. Despite being in a biting wind and having sunk in snow up to my knees and being completely and utterly frozen-cheeked, I loved it. I’ll call it “The Majestic Trees on a Gigantic Rock”. The Trees being trees and the Gigantic Rock being the mountain itself. It’s amazing how the fault line can create such awesome scenery. The breathless almost-vertical drops whose slopes approach undefined fell away into shocking white as snow flew up to meet it. And the snow. That was the best part! Especially the part when I found a tiny little baby tree fighting its way out of the ground in the cold surrounded by untouched snow.

That was fun. When I walked out to it, in snow no one had stomped on and forced all the massive piles of fluff to squish, every step was encased in the cold. It takes a lot of thigh power to get back up to “normal” level only to have that foot sink down. You never want to put too much pressure on it, but it just happens.
Joshua Tree National Park. I liked the Skull Rock even though the only thing that made it look like a skull was the fact that it had eye holes. That’s it. And I liked the tour we got from the over-excited Park Ranger Dar (my first thought when he introduced himself as “Dar” I thought, hmm, interesting, his name means “to give” that just goes to show how Spanish is rubbing off on me, I’m even thinking about doing seven classes next year just to take Spanish IIII). But I must say, in a competition between the forest I live in and the one Dar lives in, mine wins. We have better trees, flowers, cacti, animals… everything. And my valley is so much cooler than his valley. Yet I still manage to take about a million pictures. I fell in love with the way the clouds slid across the sky painting a picture of the different shades of white and grey. The best part of Joshua Tree was the end, when we just caught the view with a few rays of sunshine poking through the darkening sky just kissing the mountainside.

Shopping. I’m not normally a fan of outlet mall shopping, but thank god we went. It was actually the same day we were on a mountain, so, mind you, my legs were absolutely dead beat and my head was still thousands of miles above my body. I went in with a fiery determination to find more shoes. Sure, you might say that I’m a girl and I always want new shoes (which is also true, by the way), but I actually needed shoes. I needed winter-ish shoes that would last me through Flag in January and the cool mornings. That plus the fact that my ballet flats were so not umph any more. They were wearing down and I desperately needed a new pair. And I needed something to supplement my horrific abuse of my Pumas. First stop: Nike. Okay, so running shoes, training shoes, even walking shoes. But, I knew from past experience that Nike likes to steal other ideas, like Puma ideas even two-seasons-old Diesel ideas. I knew to expect that there would be some Puma or Diesel knock-offs there. And there were. Little did I know that the pair I snatched were better than knock-offs, they were actually original. Except for, you know, the asymmetrical laces that I saw that one “new guy” in fifth grade wearing. And those were Pumas. I know, I’m quite a loyal fan of Pumas.
Of course there were many shops in between, but a lot of them had lines outside. The first line I saw was the one into Juicy. I ask you, do you seriously have to spend over three hundred dollars to look like a hooker? Just hop on over to your little sister’s closet and get her smallest t-shirts, tear a few holes in it and wear that mini skirt that’s short enough to compete with the mini skirts sold by Junker Designs and you’re so good to go. Juicy isn’t even mildly cute. If they stood on their tip toes and reached with their middle finger, they would still be a good mile away from the “worth a glance” line.
Converse. Best shoes I have ever owned (besides my three pairs of Pumas, and those Anne Klein black heels). Not on a comfort level, but definitely on the goes-with-everything-and-anything-from-I-feel-like-shit-today-and-didn’t-know-what-to-wear-to-I-want-to-channel-that-one-actress-from-that-one-movie/show level. The only line I have ever waited in to get into a store. It took forever even though we were about two feet from the door. Something about the cash registers not being able to handle a lot of people because their software broke down and could only accept cash. It was worth it. I completed the Hunt for Shoes there. I now am the proud owner of three new pairs of shoes. I’m excited and a very happy camper. I also am reminding myself of Carrie Bradshaw.
Then, two days ago, we drove down to Phoenix. And we stayed at a hotel that is a part of The Luxury Collection. That’s right folks, I stayed at The Phoenician. Dripping in elegance and decadence and absolute over-the-top opulence (not really, I’m banking on St. Regis Bora Bora to be like that) it was like sitting in a hot tub full of bubbles and having everything you could ever possibly need and everything you don’t actually need catered right to you. The beds were like downy heaven. It wasn’t too soft, it wasn’t too hard, it wasn’t lumpy, it was perfect. The blankets were amazing too, probably why I stole them from my mother the first night we were there. The grass was green, the only place I have ever seen the grass so green. And the people! They were so nice! It was like they loved their jobs and they loved everyone who stayed there. Not even Westin treats you like that. The bellhop looked at our tag when we were checking in and said, “Well, Mr. Blank, it looks like your room is going to be at the Casitas.” And no, my last name is not Blank, I just don’t want to divulge my identity… quite yet… Back to my story. We hadn’t even checked in yet! We had just driven up the insanely long driveway to the Main Entrance.
But, as always, the best part of being away is coming back. Being back home, to see those I love who I’m not related to (unless you count in that weird and quite awkward family I’ve got outside of my family). I love being able to smell the familiar scent of home, even if it’s decorated with that unmistakeable chill of having been left alone for six days. That’s the depressing part. It feels like my house has missed being my home.
Oh, and I’ve begun writing Fanfiction again. This is what is born of long car rides and the inability to sleep more than thirteen hours in one day.